I’m sorry.

I'm sorry I ever bothered you by being your friend,

I'm sorry I made it seem like our friendship would last till the end.

I'm sorry for all those jerkish things I said,

And making it sound like I'd never talk to you again.

I'm sorry I told you my deepest hidden secrets,

When there were more to descend.

I'm sorry I ever bothered you with all of my lame problems,

When I was being selfish again.

But I'm sorry for being your friend.

So I won't bother you ever again.