American woman trying to speak Tagalog: Depet megpekebeit keyo, pera you will go to heaven et mekita nyow eng angel ne may meleking pek pek (wings)
May dalawang langaw na nakapatong sa taas ng tae.
sabi ng isa: Pare sandali uutot lang ako.
sagot ng pangalawa: ang bastos mo naman, di mo ba nakita kumakain tayo!
Iniinom ng mga stuedents sa bar:
La salle - Mule
ADMU - subzero
CRC - heineken
UP - super dry
UST - pale pilsen
FEU - blue ice
MAPUA - miller
CEU - tanduay
AMA - Zesto hahahas
Policemen saving a womern who appears to be jumping off a building.
Policeman: bumaba ka dyan maraming nag mamahal sa'yo!
Woman at the edge: Wag kayo makialam, di ako makapag-send!
GENIE: I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH, WHAT WILL IT BE?
MAN: i want to be in between Angel locsin's legs?
Genie: That's Sobrang Easy. pero are you sure?
MAN: tudo tudo sure!
Genie: By my power, you are now a Napkin!
Girl: Pano ba?
Boy: sipsipin mo.
Girl: Ganito?
Boy: Oo, tapos higupin mo.
Girl: ayoko kadiri!
Boy: arte mo naman! wag mo tignan.
Girl: May buhok sa dila ko!
Boy: siyempre sisiw yan eh!
Mommy: O anak, bakit ayaw mo magpaligo kay yaya mo?
Boy:ayoko nga! kasi nung pinaliguan niya si Daddy, nakita ko kinakagat niya sa pitotoy!
BOY kita boobs sa beach.
BOY: Nay, ano tawag don?
MOM: Salbabdida lang yon anak
BOY: Di pahiram ng salbabida niyo
MOM: malambot anak.
BOY: Ows! kagabi lang kita ko hinipan ni daddy eh!
Convict: FATHER forgive me for i have sinned.
Priest: sabihin mo lahat nang kasalanan mo anak.
convict: father, pinapatay ko lahat ng naniniwala sa diyos. kayo ba naniniwala sa kanya?
Priest: Sino yon?
I’ll be going back to the Philippines at the end of this week(Sunday) and What really prevents me from logging in to my Friendster acc, chatting with my friends in Msn or Yahoo? Messenger and creating my vblogs in youtube is the Internet café in the Philippines. You might say, “ But mark, you have a laptop, why don’t you just use your laptop where wireless connection is available?”
That’s the problem. Wireless connections in Philippines aren’t free and are limited and are only available in well-known shopping centers. Which is a disadvantage to me because the nearby shopping center near my house isn’t well known.
Well, yes, that can be possible if you are residing in Singapore, because almost everywhere/anywhere in Singapore, wireless connection are available. And the good thing is, ITS FREE! AND come on everybody goes bonkers with FREE STUFF RIGHT ?… However, Philippines is not the type of country where everything is advance like Singapore. They’re still LOW-TECH. Well that is as far as I know though.
Ok so I may have elaborated on the irrelevant points, so what about the Internet café there?
It’s unbelievably dirty; rats can breed and live there, LITERALLY. It’s Super duper uber Hot. Well, since I’m obviously hot too(haha), that makes it extremely mega BURNING HOT! Hhahahas..ok ok lame me… but I’m telling you the truth. It’s really dirty there. Ok from what I experience. When I went inside the shop, I still could remember how my nails were sparkling clean- like perfect cuts diamonds. Then, as soon as I left the Internet café. I swear that all my nails turn BLACK in color! You know, how emo guys paint their nails black. Well mine was naturally colored using DIRT.(I know ! dirty right?) And I don’t know why and how it got there. it must be the keyboard I’m using in the internet café. And plus its super hot I’m sweating and scratching every parts of my body. And worst of all, the Internet connection is super super super slow!!!!!!!!
So let’s just hope that I’ll apply Cable DSL in my house ASAP. Hopefully no one would steal the wires hahahas…. well if you’re from Singapore, you might not understand what I just said. Hmmm.. ok there are few cases that Houses in the Philippines had their wires right above outside their house.. You know, hanging wires… unlike Singapore, all the wires are below ground. So sometimes. Weird and poor people cut those wires and use it for their own personal use… rude peeps huh.. totally!!!
Anyway, since I’ll be leaving soon and haven’t been blogging for a lot of months, I’ll take the liberty to right a lot of stuff here in my blog. Well these past few weeks, I have been extremely busy with hanging out with my friends, almost forgetting that I will be having my entrance exam in the Philippines soon
Oh yeah I’ve got to read more books now. If the language English is a part of my body, it’s dead, and I’ll have to amputate it. That is because my blood isn’t circulating there anymore. I hope you understand this analogy.
Sigh I’m really disappointed with myself; I can’t believe that I lost all the rhymes and rhythm for writing a funny and perfect post. I find my post dim, blur, monotonous and grammatically incorrect. I might be exaggerating, but that’s how I feel about how I write stuff. Which is, not exciting at all, not worth reading at all. I need to watch more movies to expand my vocabulary and improve my English. I just can’t find the right ingredients to make my blog PERFECT again. I seem to lack it, lost it or whatever. And I must find it/ obtain it ASAP.
Although, I don’t know what types of challenges I could encounter next year during my college/university years, all I could say is that I’m looking forward to it. To be exact, I’m very excited about it.
Originally I’m going to be taking my exams in De La Salle University in the 18th of November. However, since my flight changed, I have to take my exam on jan 18. which is really really TAGAL pa hhaas.
Its 16 of November now, and I have 2 more days to go before I leave. Mummy just told me a lot of stuff to be aware of like not carrying a lot of money in my wallet, not placing my bag at the back or it will have a higher percentage of that be snatch away, always go out with someone, never be alone in a lonely street, never look straight at passer-by face, and you know a lot of stuff. It can really be very irritating cause she told me A LOT of stuff, but its for my own good. Well you know the wise saying “ MOM KNOWS BEST”.
Ok guys; please pray for me that all my documents will go smoothly with the school that I will be applying. I hope that no complication will occur with my documents and that I will be admitted in the school with open arms.
Hmm, I never spent Christmas with my family last year. So I really hope that I could spend my Christmas with my family this year. After the entire entry exam and all the admission stuff.
Oh yeah , and those who are going to send me off, and those who greeted me goodbye, thanks a lot! I really appreciated it.
please continue to pray for me. for safety, for anything that you can think of.
I don't know when i will blog again after this post. Maybe,i'll blog when i'm ready to blog. get it? or or maybe,when there is something interesting going in my life.
This year, all i could say is that i feel very lazy and ignorant.fullstop.
i don't know what the purpose of my blog today.
but what i must do now is...
Pack my stuff. I'm moving
Read 50 books during the 4 months of FREEDAY (holiday)
and sleep. hey!! i can wish to be taller right!
paint my house.
decorate my room.
and visit people that i desperately missed .
and etc. good bye and as for now i'm DEAD
I've Been very busy lately with my intensive studying, no time to blog, watch videos in youtube, check friendster, upload music in multiply for request, chat and etc.
I woke up around 10.45pm today. I'm back to staying up all night. Burning the midnight oil. And yes my head hurts. I’m also trying to finish the whole book of Proverbs in the bible.
I became lethargic after studying for a wee long time, so I started taking panoramic pictures on my phone, didn't knew they even had those effects till I played with the camera effects embedded in it. I love it! And guess what, taking pictures = miracle energy
Something strange happened today, too personal too describe. And the lack of detail = impossible to understand.
I’m going to get my new specs tomorrow. It’s vintage green. See how I add vintage with green. Cause I want to emphasize that it is not m&n Green or skittles green but Vintage (stylish) green. I’m not making sense here right?. What has got into me today? I must find out asap! I need to refresh my mind. I’m creating a whole new personality in me that I could not possible understand.
See how all these paragraph just don’t flow smoothly.
Sometime is going wrong. I need to find out what it is.
The paragraph doesn’t match. Every paragraph is written with different topics.
I’m beginning to be a strange lot.
Watched Donny Darko! Love that movie.
To sum it all up: I have problems and I need to know how to fix it.
Stab me behind. I promise I won’t scream.
I'm very very very very tired. I'm here in church office by the way. I was here since 12.00pm.
I've been trying to sleep since 3.00pm, just to have a lil nap, failed. I guess 3 cups of coffee could make you really high. My mind is wide-awake now, but my body is half paralyzed, in a moment now , it would be fully paralyzed and all i could do is blink or close my eyes. pathetic me. remind me never to take 3 cups of coffee ever again.
2 nescafe coffee 3 in 1, and macdonald Breakfast coffee with free refills.
I adore this show because as a viewer, while watching the show, My mind were overflowing with energy, fully captivated by the story, and made me create my own " why, when, how, what, where " types of questions during the Movie. My heart was pumping tediously, because i wanted to know ASAP what is going to happen at the end. This nerve wrecking, mind shattering show is a show where you have to "think out of the box".If you didn't, i don't think you will fully enjoy and understand the meaning of the show. This is the type of show that i love. i love thrillers.
speaking about forgetting. i'm running late. got to go change and go to school. 6.47am.
So my Laptop, named lappy (stop laughing), Ok tell me who don't name their laptop? i know you do right? wouldn't you?
back to the topic.....crashed 2 days ago, this wasn't the ordinary laptop crash where you simply click the restart button and wait for a few seconds till it load and voila its completely healed...no no no no no... my computer was crashed, Supercrashed by Hack geeks. this forced me to reformat my laptop. GRR..the horror.
I'm Just really happy that my pictures wasn't deleted from the hard drive. HowEVERRR (here's the bad part and i mean worst then the devil's number "666"), this means No ADOBE CS2. What you can't hear it? i SAIIIDD NOOOO ADOBE CS2(echo,echo,echo) !!!!! i can't live without it (I mean, really!). Its like separating me from my lovely adorable parent's or separating milk tea from milk. wait is that even possible? go figure. Worst of all, i can't find my ADOBE cs2 CD!!!!!!! Argg...
Talking about adobe photo shop, my friend " Johnathan " pronounce adobe ( ah-do-bei ) ,like this (ah - dob). i laughed hysterically.
Ok i got to go now, I have to search my Adobe cs2 cd. hopefully i would be able to find it by sunset.
TORTURE!!!! HEHEH ....
I had lunch with my fellow friends from Yishun Secondary School(above). I miss them a lot. The photo you see above isn't an actual photograph of that day. I just wanted to show you their faces and of course mine too . Yea how couldn't resist my cute Appeal. ( chuckled)
Just looking back at my photos brings me back to the past. reminiscing about anything i could possibly recalled. How a simple Picture Could give you a smile.
This was a Sunday, i don't even know why Faye and i were together with Jom during that day. I could not recalled. But one thing i would never forget about that day was, they wasted my PRECIOUS fries by putting SHIT LOADS OF STUFFING ON IT And A lot of people were staring at us , probably saying why we were playing our food or why we were just too weird. We Dashed out of the macdonald ASAP because the Macdonald Manager was heading straight at us. Few seconds after i was out from macdonald, i remembered my drinks was left behind. I was never the type of person to throw an empty bottle of diet coke or whatever drinks. I would always have this mentality to drink it all up before throwing it. hahhas. ok i'm kinda out of topic anyway, to sum it all up, i enjoyed the food
his gonna puke! blexxx :P
ok i got bored, so i was browsing through my picture folder and happened to get a glimpse of this 2 out of the norm pictures. i found it amusing and decided to post it online. this was 4 months ago .i think.
The children's camp was a success! It is super ubber duper incredibly wonderful. It blows me away!
I didn't get to experience having a camp during the time i was still in Praise Kids ministry. But this was more then enough for me.
Despite their irritating high-pitch voices, childish behavior,how they wrestled me to wake me up, wants this and that attitude, and etc. I for once liked it.
But in the first play, why am i even there? I'm not even a kid. I'm way too old for a children's camp. well I'm their photographer.
oh yeah faye's got a new haircut. It's Short.
and Mai mai added a new crush to her list "Rj (praise kids)"
I'm positively sure that after this week, she'll have a new crush in her list again. she always does.
I'm feeling sleepy and tired. and i need to take a quick 1 sec shower and rush to school. goodbye
